HORRIFIC!

I am in Palm Desert where the temperature has hovered around 105 for the last week.  The heat has made me uncomfortable, sticky and I have lost my senses.  I did the unthinkable.  I bought a house dress!  Yes, I know.  What was I thinking?  I just wanted something to throw on at night that was loose and breezy.  Walmart had just the thing.  A zippered house dress!  It is a ravishing shade of violet with delicate embroidered flowers around the neck with a silky tassle on the zipper.  It is a modest knee length dress,  that while comfortable, entirely unsuitable for the public.  Horrors, I have become my mother!